Phantom Ranch Crop Tee

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Resting nicley at the bottom of the eart of the Grand Canyon is a cool little place called Phantom Ranch. Don't be fooled by all of the legends and tall tales. Mary Colter didn't have anything to do with its design and there is always cold beer at the bottom. If you've spent time on Boat Beach waching the cruisers come in, or crawled all over the ground in agony because you never told me about your blisters and now I have no idea what to do with you. Ahhh... those were the days. Man, vacations are just too damn short. Wear this crop tee, most people will ask you what the hell it is, and you'll get to relive that ardous journey you took with those randos as you explain in great detail your time in the big ditch. Praise Jeebus!